Evening Sweeties
I just didn’t think it was possible for John Mayer to sink into a further abyss of douchebaggery.
It seemed to be an unfathomable feat BUT he has actually done it.
Image: Pacific Coast News
How I wish John Mayer could just play that guitar and sing.
No talking..
no laughing..
no Mayer Cruises
no Twittering
Just wake up
blink
eat
and play the guitar.
That’s it! He should be stripped of any and all other rights.
I wonder if he put on the lipstick himself in the bathroom or he had his bald headed assistant do it for him?
hmmm my bet is that he made that dude do it.
Did you see that pathetic chick in the grey trying to get her 5 seconds of fame as John looked right through her as though she didn’t exist.
Ouchies..
My eyes rolled so far in my head I didn’t think they would come back to their regular place.
Whew…thank goodness they did.
I can’t look or listen to Mayer anymore unless that guitar is strapped to his back and there is a microphone in his hand.
I hope the media follows suit.
Night Night




Posted on May 19, 2009
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