Buenos Noches
This nightly rant is brought to you by the wig that lays upon Bret Michael’s balding head. For those you of who aren’t familiar with Rock of Love (how lucky are you???) Bret Michale’s is now in it’s 3rd season of his freak show reality series to “find love” on a tour bus. You don’t have to second guess that this show is yet again another creation by the duo Abrego and Cronin. They have brought us other smutty shows like For the Love of Ray J, Flava of Love, and I Love New York.
with or without the bandana it is CLEAR this is one cheap wig!
this mug shot lighting put this wig shot on BLAST! I believe this is a Raquel Welch wig #4706 : Mandee is bleach blonde with fried ends..
At least the man should be able to get a great weave! There are some really intricate tools out there to make your extensions look like they are growing out of your head, yet Bret sticks to these cheap-o wigs. I just don’t comprehend it? The only plausiable explanation I could think of is that perhaps, Bret is SOOO badly balding that he doesn’t have much to work with in the first place. I know to at least get these super weaves that all the stars wear, you have to have at least have an inch or two of your own hair to work with.
I HAVE A FEELING THIS IS MORE LIKE WHAT LURKS UNDERNEATH
In one episode of Rock of Love Tour Bus, he was smacking lips with one chick and she came ever so close to touching his hair. I could feel the anxiety through the tube. He didn’t want his coif to come right off into the girls hand. It was so hilarious to watch because he tried extra hard to keep his cool, but his eyes went into ” deer caught in headlights” mode, and the gig was up. Bret is mentally attached to his hair, even though physically the foliciles have fallen to the wayside. At the time of his musical peek as the front man for Poison, Bret was known for his “great” hair (I guess back in the 80′s it was considered to be great)
Poison the beloved 80′s Hair band, with hits like “Every Rose” and I couldn’t name another one to be honest…
The gig is up Bret! I would love to take credit as being the first person to bring this notion to light, but I have been beaten to the punch. All you have to do is search the wonderful world of the web to find others that have made this asertion about Mr. Michael’s and his bad, bad, WIGS. There is actually an ongoing debate about it on Vh1′ website. Here are some of the comments wittingly titled “Bret is Bald” that had me in stitches.
Yes, Bret is bald. Or, rather, he is baldING. By that, I mean his natural hair runs around the top of his head like a ring.
He keeps this hair long and healthy, although it is thinning.
However, the FRONT of his hair is a hairpiece that attaches to the real hair he has in back.
He wears the bandanna (and/or other head-coverings) to hide the fact that ALL of his hair is not real (although SOME of it is).
Does that make sense?
Melody,
What are you doing on this blog? You already demonstrated how crazy you were on the last one. Give it a rest. Bret (spelled BRET, not BRETT) is bald. He’s bald, he’s bald, he’s bald, he’d bald!! Look at the title of this blog. It’s Is Bret Bald?
BRETT IS NOT BALD, HE JUST HAS A LITTLE EXTRA FACE. IN FACT, GOD LOVES HIS FACE SO MUCH, HE IS CLEARING GROUND FOR ANOTHER ONE.
The funny and sad thing about this is that the comments went on for MILES and MILES, I mean this is TOPIC OF INTEREST for those Bret Michael fans. I’m glad I could bring you a little snippet of this sick/sad world.
Perhaps sometime soon that very lucky paparrrazi photog will snap the golden photo that will capture Bret in his natural essence. Don’t frett my pets, we still have plenty of opportunities to Laugh Our Asses off at Mr. Michaels.
More Soon…
Night Night
Meredith
April 15, 2009
I agree fully that Bret’s wig needs a show of it’s own…no doubt it probably has it’s own dressing room and ryder. I think the draw to his shows are more of a “which whore is going to out do the last one”…as opposed to people really caring about whether he finds love or not. he states that he wants a serious relationship now but he has them all piled on a tour bus going at eachother’s throats. The quality of women are sliding backwards rapidly just like his hairline.
Johnny X
February 7, 2010
I can see this guy is balding.. the one above titled mug shot shows a section of the front being his real hair and the back bit a hair piece.
Suggesting in fact he has lost and is losing hair on the crown (monks type pattern). Looking at the bottom pictures also his hair when fuzzed up is very thick but very fine (his real hair when younger) now looking at the top pictures (wig) it is coarser possible from caucasian women but could be more likely straightened and dyed non caucasians.
BaldBandannaManLOL
April 25, 2010
so what if hes bald or balding …. if he wants to cover it up or weave into his remaining hair thats his freakin right . I bet theres alot more people out there than you all will ever know that are doing the same thing and so what if they are its their head let em wear the hat’s or extentions that they wanaa wear. Let me ask you people who aren’t bald or balding ….. if you woke up tomorrow bald or balding would you rush to tell the world HEY IM BALDDDD or would you try and cover it up before you went to work, saw your family, or went to the freakin grocerie store?????? hahaha I bet I know that answer to that one LMAO
nightlycandywithnanaadwoa
April 25, 2010
Hey there Steven,
Thanks for stopping by Nightly Candy and sharing your thoughts.
I can’t believe so many ppl are reading this post again; as Bret lie in critical condition. Get Well Soon Brett!
I was shocked that almost 10,000 searched for “bret michaels wig” and found this post I wrote last year.
I think people are fascinated 1) because he’s famous and 2) the wig/weave/extensions convo is usually a female thing. There
are famous men who rock weaves, like Elton John for example. The great thing about Sir Elton is that he is out and proud about his life including his expensive weaves. People were always whispering about Michael Jackson’s weaves/wigs until his death when it was revealed that his illustrious collection of wigs would be auctioned. People just seem to be intrigued by men who wear wigs.
BaldBandannaManLOL
April 25, 2010
Your welcome Candy …I am just appauled at all the people who wanna beat this man down cuz hes bald .. thats just immature and stupid lol I have been bald for 20 years . I am 2 years older than Bret and have been wearing Bandannas longer than him cuz I am older than him … people always tell me ” OMG YOU LOOK LIKE BRET MICHAELS” lol I say no I don’t ‘ HE LOOKS LIKE ME’ cuz I am older lol … I was just never famous lmao .. but yes i am bald and wear a bandanna because its my choice just like its Brets choice So screw anybody that makes fun of bald people, or people with weaves, or people with wigs, or people who wear bandannas .. to them I say …. If you woke up bald . or went bald over the years what would u do? my guess is they would probably do the same thing Bret and I are doing and if they didnt well then thats their right .. just like its Bret’s and I’s right to wear what the hell we want on our head lol peace outttt
BaldBandannaManLOL
April 25, 2010
GET WELL SOON BRET OUR PRAYERS ARE WITH YOU BROTHER
nightlycandywithnanaadwoa
April 25, 2010
Have you ever thought of starting your own blog based on your experiences?
I think it would be great.
If you ever do, please let us know and we’ll promote your blog on Nightly Candy!
Rock on with your bad bandanna self!