I Always Knew Jennifer Aniston Was Looney Tunes, Now The Proof Is In.

A kwana lafiya

(Good Evening in Hausa- Nigerian Dialect)

Let’s cut straight to the chase with this one kids. It has always been apparent to me, when I watched interviews with Jennifer Aniston that she was was 1) Void of Personality and 2) way of her rocker. 

I often wondered and I know I was not alone, “ummm how in the hell did this chick get on television?”

Answer:

DADDY!! Greek born actor John Aniston  has been on television basically since he immigrated to this country, and changed his name. He has been on a couple of soap operas, his most famous role was on “Days of Our Lives”. Of course when Jenn expressed she wanted to “act” he was able to hook her up!

If you been living under a rock for the past decade and never caught and episode of “Friends” you are one lucky summa bitch. Take a look at this 2 minutes interview with Aniston. You’ll probably only be able to stomach the first 10 seconds of this uncomfortable interview. Ironically enough it’s for that ridiculous movie she did with “fake boyfriend” Vince Vaughn called ” The Break-up”.

Whew, now that’s over, let’s get to the GOODS! 

A little piece of my heart broke, along with the hearts of practically every woman in the world, when Brad Pitt married Jennifer Aniston.

I remember that day so well. I turned on the TV and thought “Whaaaat? Why?????” Little did Brad know that he would be running for his life and into the arms of Angelina Jolie.

Of course we all know the story because the media can’t leave them alone! And WHY SHOULD THEY?? They are rich, GORGEOUS, humanitarians, and pass on their fantastic DNA to their offspring. They are the superficial American Dream? And on an even more superficial note, “I LOVE” LOVE looking at beautiful people! I could stare at them and their circus medley of children all day long! Keep it going Brad and Angie!

Awwwwwh HOW ADORABLE!!! Who wouldn’t want to buy PEOPLE magazine just to see those Beautiful FACES???

Although Jennifer Anniston acts like a robot, she is a human being (I know that’s hard to believe). SHE HAS TO be dying slowly inside every-time the media holds Brad and Angie as America’s royalty. I mean HOW could she not. She was publically DUMPED by the most gorgeous man in probably all the world, for a woman that he fell MADLY in love with, and is populating the world with beautiful children, and adopting them too. I’m sorry Jenn, as great as a musician that John Mayer is, my dear, he is NO BRAD PITT, and you aren’t fooling anyone Jenn, this is a staged relationship by your agents to try and boost your celebrity. The gig is up.

 PLEASE… not buying it Jenn.

What takes the cake and prooves that Jenn is STILL not over Brad, is the fact she let’s in all hang out in November 19th  VOGUE  issue.

Jennifer tells Vogue magazine writer Jonathan Van Meter that she was put off by Jolie’s interview in the January 2007 issue of Vogue: it was here that Jolie recounted her relationship with Jennifer’s then-husband Brad Pitt.

Jolie and Pitt met on the set of the film ‘Mr. & Mrs. Smith’ when Aniston was still married to the actor.

Aniston says there were things printed in this issue that she didn’t even know was happening at the time. “I felt those details were a little inappropriate to discuss,” Aniston said. “That stuff about how she couldn’t wait to get to work every day? That was really uncool.”

The fact that she is even still talking about Angie and Brad is embarassing and a bit scary! 

Was she on perscription meds at the time of this interview? I am sure Jonathan Van Meter was sooo excited to get this dirt, he just didn’t know what to do with himself.

If you want more of Jenn’s pathetic interview and admission of her blatant jealous over Angie, pick up this new issue of VOGUE available on newstands, November 19th.

It’s going to be JUICY!!

As much of a brick wall that Jennifer Anniston is, let us have pity on her. It’s just a sad state of affairs.

Pull yourself up Jenn, YES YOU CAN!

I’ll be bringing you more dish and dirt sometime really soon kids.

Thanks for tuning in!

Until Next Time!

Night Night